#Max Kepler

[takethatball]

MAX KEPLER | Minnesota Twins vs. New York Mets 20240731

[bigbuxbolds]

"a great way to debut the new city connect look"

[artform-virtue]

pictures of max kepler you’ve never seen bc i took them

[maxkeeblesbigmoves-blog]

Hi! What made you want to change your username that had so much meaning to it?

Ok this gotta be a bot or something cause NEVER HAVE I EVER CHANGED MY NAME FROM MAX KEEBLES BIG MOVES BLOG😭

By the way guys go watch max keebles big move (sml reference for the real ones.)

[evil-gay-person-inactive]

my taste in men, part 2

max kepler

[masoncarr2244]

Minnesota Twins at. Detroit Tigers 06/23/23/

[gogonzojournal]

MJF is Funny Again, the Twins' Front Office Sucks, and the Lynx don't Suck Enough

We discuss the MJF/Adam Cole bromance, whether the Minnesota Twins’ front office should be fired, and why the Lynx won't draft Paige Bueckers.

We discuss the MJF/Adam Cole bromance, discuss whether the Minnesota Twins’ front office should be fired, and explain why the Lynx are, unfortunately, too good to draft Paige Bueckers next year. Listen here or on Apple Podcasts or Spotify. Watch here. AEW Dynamite Recap: The MJF/Adam Cole Bromance is Hilarious The Jean Team of AEW International Champion Orange Cassidy and Darby Allin, SPOILER…

[twinstakes]

Minnesota Twins Recap vs the Boston Red Sox - May 3rd, 2024

The Minnesota Twins started a 7-game homestand with a 3-game series against the Boston Red Sox while also trying to extend their winning streak to 11. They’ve won 10 in a row against two teams with losing records. Boston was 18-14 entering the first game of this series and they were sending RHP Tanner Houck to the mound for this game. He was 3-2 with a 1.60 ERA & a 0.921 WHIP including a complete…

[osddsilver]

Btw I've been thinking about how the black sails characters would fit into the wolf 359 universe a lot and I think that Silver is former SI-5 who gets sent on the Hephaestus mission as punishment for abandoning his post on a mission to save his own skin and Madi and Flint are both in Lovelace's position (Duplicates of people who died trying to escape previous missions) and at the end of it all they've triumphed but Goddard Futuristics is still alive and well back on earth and that if they ever found them that would be it for humanity. They don't want to lead the Dear Listeners back either so they decide to stay on the station and let it fall into the sun so Goddard can't use it against anyone else. Silver sends them both back to Earth on the Sol knowing full well the only life that awaits them is constant, lonely running. He simultaneously damns himself to live out the rest of his life on the Hephaestus with nothing but a dummy program to keep him company.

[takethatball]

Max Kepler singles to walk it off for the Twins. Kepler's 11th walk-off ties hall of famers Harmon Killebrew and Kirby Puckett for most walk-off career plate appearances in Twins history. Minnesota Twins vs. Philadelphia Phillies [20240724]

[struck-by-the-rain]

it's struggling name this guy hours again,,, aughhhhhhh

a lot of the planet/moon based names which vibe r feminine (like planets named after goddesses) and im hung up over that bc they're transmasc to me,, but also like,, they're an alien who gaf

said this in the tags of a post just now but gahhh i feel like he needs a name or something,,, I like just calling him sk but it gets confusing when u talk about the other kickers.... I can't just call him "ourple kicker" help

[socksenjoyer]

I've been struck by a vision of SI-5 playing game of life. Jacobi puts two blue pieces into his car. Kepler maintains that he's not homophobic it's just the RULES say you should put the opposite colour piece into your car when you get married. they argue about this for a while. Jacobi insists it doesn't affect the game, Kepler says it's just the RULES and you HAVE TO FOLLOW THE RULES JACOBI. The argument becomes oddly personal. They then both realise that while they've been arguing, Maxwell has discovered multiple obscure loopholes within the game's instructions that have allowed her to max out her money and cross the finish line in one turn

[lanorabelle]

My Random gang headcanons/ confirmed facts ིྀꕤ

sypnosis; the most random sh I have ever written at 2AM in the morning about my favorite group of people.

🍁 Yuki definitely would destroy an entire rage room if you brought him to one, all with a deadpan face.

🍁 Ayumi would mistake an alarm for a phone call.

🍁 Bina would lecture any of the 3 if they get a single stain in her designs, but lay soft on Ayumi.

🍁 Ayumi packs lunch for all of them with cute sticky notes and heart cut out fruit.

🍁 Vale would definitely pull up in a shady coat, big bike all while picking up any of them from anywhere. Then greets them in the most cutest voice ever.

🍁 Yuki would lowkey vibe to Katy Perry

🍁 Vale is definitely a Swiftie.

🍁 Bina probably listens Lana Del ray like Ayumi but alongside Ava Max and Christian Choir.

🍁 Ayumi is TOTES a pop fan, but is deep down a Laufey Stan by heart.

🍁 Yuki would definitely memorize any hum Ayumi has and whip a song with it later.

🍁 Yuki keeps his own copy of the poems bina writes with him and he recalls them like a happy thought at bad moments.

🍁 Only the gang ever heard Yuki laugh, maybe we'll get lines about this soon!! 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

(Bet that Ayumi will have the sweetest desc about it ever)

🍁 Yuki is definitely BANNED from the kitchen...

🍁 these 4 definitely connect like Bluetooth, making songs together comes easy for them.

🍁 Ayumi and Vale have "Gossip Tea Parties"

🍁All gang members graduated college.

🍁 would bina side eye anyone who looks bad at her friends?

🍁 Bina definitely mom of the group.

🍁 Vale is probably the youngest.

authors note; this was actually so fun, I might make more in the future.

tags; @kepler-station

[oakwolves]

I agree, in private Ace probably wouldn't like Lacey very much but unlike with Asher, I'm not sure Ace would view her as a future threat (or just an annoyance in Asher's case lmao), so he'd probably let her stick around for longer than he did Asher.

I don’t think I actually know other people’s opinions well enough to know what’s unpopular so I’ll just say an opinion I find it weird that I hold.

I like Lacey! Was she well written? Not really. Especially compared to other antagonists. But pandora was a fun mystery. The wilted black roses were iconic. And “you’re little girlfriend can’t protect you now” was one of my favorite taunts since it came so closely after the play arc where Mia taught Katherine how to stand up for herself.

- @hssprimefan

strongly agree | agree | neutral | disagree | strongly disagree

I havent completely gotten through all the quests with Lacey (i was spoiled a little by the wiki) but I can agree that her writing is a bit flat compared to characters like Kara or Ace. I don't feel too strongly about her one way or another, but i will say the Pandora quests (although a bit dragged out) were an interesting arc.

[masoncarr2244]

Kansas City Royals at. Minnesota Twins 07/04/23/